Frühling und Blog

Genießt den aufkommenden Frühling. Die Amseln zwitschern den neuesten Hit von Roland Kaiser, die kunterbunten Krokanten graben sich lachend aus dem Erdreich und die ersten Weidenkätzchen schießen kuschelweich aus den Ästen. Die kann man übrigens essen. Es miaut nur etwas nervig beim Kauen.

Und nun wieder ein paar Dinge, nach denen Leute in Google suchen und dann auf mein Blog stoßen:

4. alte pornofilme im dschungel
3. tuerkentaube ist das ein zugvogel
2. geschichten von der geilen waltraud
1. peter bursch, der mann der ärsche tritt

Titelzeile

Es ist Frühling.. heute landete eine Taube auf meinem Dach und die kacken ja immer sehr intensiv auf meine Balkonbrüstung. Ich hab da hochgeguckt... war gerade beim Rauchen auf Balkon. Die guckte nur so schief runter.. ich guckte schief hoch. Ich glaube, die kommt nicht mehr. Die halten immer so eine Versammlung da oben mit dem Arsch über der Dachkante. Und dann flätsch. Meine Satellitenschüssel dort hat nun auch einen Taubenkackfleck. Da war es wohl sehr windig. Das musste ich nun hier reinschreiben, weil das ein BLOG ist. Da schreibt man alles rein. Auch so einen Taubenscheiß.

You've Got To Hide Your Love Away

Here I stand - head in hand
Turn my face to the wall
If she's gone I can't go on
Feeling two foot sma-aaa-aall

Ev'rywhere the people stare
Each and every day
I can see them laugh at me
And I hear them say

Hey, you've got to hide your love away
Hey, you've got to hide your love away

How could I even try
I can never win
Hearing them, seeing them
In the state I'm in

How could she say to me
Love will find a way
Gather round all you clowns
Let me hear you say

Hey, you've got to hide your love away
Hey, you've got to hide your love away

Broken Face

I got a broken face - There was this boy who had two children with his sisters, they were his daughters, they were his favourite lovers..



I got no lips, I got no tongue, where there were eyes there's only space, I got no lips, I got no tongue, I got a broken face, uh-hu, uh-hu, I got a broken face


There was this man who snapped his poke in little pieces and then they drilled holes and then they put 'em back in there


I got no lips, I got no tongue, where there were eyes there's only space, I got no lips, I got no tongue, I got a broken face, Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, ooo, I got a broken face

The little thing who loves my mother speaks no English but if you saw her you'd say "Hey isn't she lovely"

I got no lips, I got no tongue, where there were eyes there's only space, I got no lips, I got no tongue..

Wishlist

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For fifty million hands upraised that open toward the sky

I wish I was a silhouette, someone who waited for me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good
I wish I was the full moon shining off Camaro's hood

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on
I wish I was the verb 'to trust' and never let you down